Meanwhile in the office of Gespenst Type-0…

Okay, so the puce applications are for cameramen, the fuchsia ones are for sound technicians, the goldenrod ones are…

Oh, hey! Didn’t hear you come in. Well, I’m afraid the website is closed today. Y’see, things were getting too much for me to handle alone, so I put out a Help Wanted ad in order to get some assistance, but…the only ones who answered the advertisement were the platypuses.

But, if there’s anything I learned from last year, it’s that when life gives you lemons, make lemonade for platypi. So here I am, doling out job applications to semi-aquatic mammals. Maybe things will turn out for the best.

What’s that? No, sign both documents, then take the blue copy. The red copy’s mine.

Sorry, I’m just kind of busy right now. I’ll be free in the next day or two. Until then, here’s a video from a trip I took recently. See ya later!

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